Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GermanysBaugrube

Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

See ya online!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crops Grown:	7946

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TaipCraft

Earth, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TaipCraft! —————————————————————– On TaipCraft you can build, explore and make friends! —————————————————————– If you’re not into such things you can also fight in wars! —————————————————————– The map is a 1:924 scale and works on any version! —————————————————————– https://discord.gg/zpmKRUbWZz —————————————————————–

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Soho-Craft

85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LeafkingsServer

Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SapphireLabs

Survival, Vanilla

A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Seventh Sanctum PvP

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	656876
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	7921

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1064
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.