Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ABSSMP

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	854355	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FatDog Minecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ShadyCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mob Arenas

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE

Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DangerSb (beta)

PvP, Skyblock

TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

simpvp.net

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9522	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Wild West Frontier

Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Terramining II

Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

crafties smp

Raiding, Survival

a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MegaCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

UnderLands

Mini Games

Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

From Inforty

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.