Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	83	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4203	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	640	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Alien Abductions:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6343	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Crops Grown:	2755	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!