Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • [24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

    [24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

    At Freecraft, We offer you:

    – Survival World

    – Build (Creative World)

    – Sort of Roleplay World

    All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

    We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

    Enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Evening Hills MC

    Evening Hills MC

    The Evening Hills is a brand new Faction Economy server that seeks to provide players with a fresh and exciting style of gameplay while maintaining the familiarity and openness of semi-vanilla. Some features include:

    – Jobs – Player shops – Money from Mobs – Custom spawners / enchantments – Tokens / special token shop – Minigames ~ Chess ~ Survival Games ~ Kit PVP

    We are currently still in development, and our aim is to continually listen to players’ input and to make the server better every day. We’d love to see you there!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Crops Grown: 4450
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Fear Pvp

    Fear Pvp

    Hardcore Pvp faction server with many custom plugins. Try our /ffa plugin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Atlantix world

    Atlantix world

    A great community where everyone helps eachother! You can claim your house and start exploring with other players.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Powereclipse

    Powereclipse

    We are a growing server with a close family of staff and a variety of players! Here you can mine, build, and create your dream’s inspirations! Make friends, and rivals as you play alongside a growing community!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PokeCrisp

    PokeCrisp

    Ip : 198.12.88.25:25565 _________________________ Features _________________________ Pixelmon Pixel Skills Grief Defender _________________________

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • EosCraft

    EosCraft

    EosCraft is a humble, fun, lag-free minecraft survival multiplayer server that is home to an amazing community, a professionally ran mature staff team, and numerous features for your enjoyment. Consider checking us out! Expanding the community since 2010.

    Website: EosCraftMC.com IP: play.eoscraftmc.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Animals Bred: 43

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SMP.Moose

    SMP.Moose

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Archon Factions

    Archon Factions

    Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

    What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

    Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

    Website: www.archonmc.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 175 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Destroy SMP

    Destroy SMP

    Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Mines PvP/SMP

    The Mines PvP/SMP

    SERVER IP: TheMin.es

    Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Averia

    Averia

    MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Lucid Dreams

    Lucid Dreams

    Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bertonso_smp

    Bertonso_smp

    best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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