Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Demon Skulls Collected: 26

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • m5buildcraft

    m5buildcraft

    a growing server where you make friends (don’t kill) enemies and have fun!Ask help from your fellow mods edec96, bassee1234567890, alluminium, maxidan, and last but not least the OWNER meurer1519! a growing server where you make new friends (don’t kill) enemies and have fun! Ask the help of another moderators edec96, bassee1234567890, alluminium, maxidan, and last but not least the owner meurer1519!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Ores Mined: 3879 Crops Grown: 8346

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Gamechurch City

    Gamechurch City

    Greetings citizen! Welcome to GameChurch City, the official Minecraft server for GameChurch! GameChurch City exists to provide a friendly environment to experience your favorite Minecraft games such as Hunger Games, Paintball, Village Defense, and Parkour maps as well as classic modes like Survival and Creative plots.

    Everyone likes to take a break from survival, and the fastest way to do so is with minigames! We provide a constantly-growing collection of parkour worlds, PVE Minigame arenas such as Village Defense, and over 30 minigames including Cookie Clicker and Tetris to pass the time while that iron smelts.The survival world operates using a jobs plugin to build money, Residence to protect your land, and Chest Shops to sell(or buy) all of those precious diamonds.

    Even if you run out of things to buy, there are plenty of cosmetics and mounts available to customize your experience!So come say hi and see what you think!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SerendipityMCS

    SerendipityMCS

    Hello Everyone! My name is POPI102! I am going to talk to you about my new server that is in BETA. This is a survival server with mcMMO, Factions, and more. We have two worlds you can go to at the moment. The Main Factions World or the Survival World. This server has some of the most fun, mature, and helpful staff you can find. The server runs off of donations, so if you like the server please donate. Thank you for reading and I will see you on the server! 😀

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7999 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Scrambler

    Scrambler

    PVP, New Server, Survival, Chest Protection

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 475 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • RebornPvP**Factions~

    RebornPvP**Factions~

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Planet Beacon

    Planet Beacon

    Come visit PlanetBeacon, we are a large hub server featuring TONS of gametypes. We strive for quality and player satisfaction.

    Some games we offer: – SkyBlock – Creative – Factions – Prison – SkyWars – HungerGames – Cops & Robbers – KitPvP – And more…

    We run on the best hardware in order to provide you with a fluid gaming experience. If you need any support, please contact us by email at [email protected]

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Spiralcraft

    Spiralcraft

    Minecraft hardcore pvp survival server! join and vote for the server for diamonds for the shop at the spawn! donations are welcomed and if you want to donate plz just tell me on the server and i will answer you where to go! Have a good day!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CapricaTown.net

    CapricaTown.net

    You love building and mining? We love it too. Come on our server and claim land by placing your first chest. Get more claimed land by spending time playing. No one will be able to destroy your work on your claimed land.

    Primary focus: Building, Mining, Trading, Having fun with friends! Secondary: PVP

    Join our website community, click on this link: http://capricatown.enjin.com/page/328008/recruitment?gid=6207-0

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • VillagerCraft

    VillagerCraft

    Welcome To VillagerCraft Where You Can Leave Your House Without worrying about getting greifed or people raiding or stealing your stuff.This Is A Server about leveling up with money by selling stuff nad ranking up to get new prefixes and new commands :D. WE Have An amazing Spawn From BlueXephos’s Big Series called “Shadow Israphel”. WE Hope You Enjoy And Have fun On Our Server 😀 We Also Have deticated staff and more plugins to come! Thanks for reading and Enjoy The Server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2692 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RealmKeepers

    RealmKeepers

    Welcome to Realm Keepers Server. Your quest is to Join 1 of the 4 Kingdom (Clans That own a world). To become a super power of the realm. To be faired by all other clans. Become Rich and powerful, become unstoppable. Don’t get to big headed, if you play right, and work as a clan, you can conquer all. That also can work out for your enemies. SO don’t let your guard down. Keep your clan active and you will become LORD of the Kingdom.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • teh3l3m3nts

    teh3l3m3nts

    As vanilla as possible, with anti-griefing and administrative plugins. Very community based, and always welcome to newcomers. Multiverse enabled so that we can keep old maps around, as this server has been around a long time. Starting out you can only access ‘Noob World’ and freely build there. After 3 days email us to be added as a full member and unlock everything else!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crimson Realms

    Crimson Realms

    Crimson Realms is a Multi-World server where people can do many things. You can vote for items, and get ahead of your enemy’s. We have Two worlds at the moment, Factions, and KitPvP. We are opening a Third RPG world In the near future. In each world you can do many different things. We do have custom plugins on the server, and are always adding more. We are not accepting any applications so please don’t send any, it would be a waste of your time. Make enemy’s and create friends! Join Today!

    www.CrimsonRealms.tk

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pacific State

    Pacific State

    Gr8 Server

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • « PRIMAL FACTIONS » CLASSIC 1.8 FACTIONS SERVER 2023 ♛ NO PAY TO WIN ♛ Classic OG Factions ♛ No Custom Enchants

    « PRIMAL FACTIONS » CLASSIC 1.8 FACTIONS SERVER 2023 ♛ NO PAY TO WIN ♛ Classic OG Factions ♛ No Custom Enchants
    « PRIMAL FACTIONS » CLASSIC 1.8 FACTIONS SERVER 2023 ♛ NO PAY TO WIN ♛ Classic OG Factions ♛ No Custom Enchants Minecraft ServerPrimal Factions Brings Back The Fun We All Miss!FRESH MAP APRIL 8th

      We created Primal Factions out of our love for that classic 1.8 factions experience we missed so much. Servers like these are hard to find and most have game breaking aspects so we sought out to create our own server. Our staff team and server want to stick to the pure simplicity that made factions back then so much fun and we hope to see you on the server!
    Sever IP – play.primalfactions.com
    Sever Website – www.primalfactions.com/

    Server Info & Features

    1.8 COMBAT
    Factions
    KOTH Events w/ Custom ArenasCustom PvP Arena w/ EventsIn Game Rank ProgressionPvP EnovysMcMMOHeadhunterGapple CooldownsCustom CratesCombat LogMending In 1.810k World BoarderEnd & Nether WarpsOld School Setup & Style

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Cosmic Craft

    Cosmic Craft

    [TOWNY] [RPG] – Under Construction [RANKS] [ECONOMY] [PVP ARENAS] [LOOKING FOR STAFF] [24/7]

    We at Cosmic Craft HQ have wiped of the dust breathed new life into this server, with new plugins, an improved website and monthly build comps, the server will be like it has never been before, and once a decent cash flow is established, there are plans to open up a Tekkit Server, RPG-PVE Server, a Faction server and many more, all of which will be joining the universe of Cosmic Craft early this year! We look forward to seeing you all in the new universe soon!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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