Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TAWCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TAWcraft Vanilla Server IP: mc.taw.net The Art of Warfare TAW was formed in March 2001 and has since grown into a first class gaming organization. We have over 2400 active members from all around the world playing over 40+ different games. Of course you are looking to join Minecraft and here are some of the benefits we offer to Minecraft Community Players:

Vanilla Bungee Cord Server IP: mc.taw.net, Survival with Towny, Factions, Skyblock and Creative Servers All the Mods Bungee Cord Server Uses Curse Client

When does TAWs Minecraft team meet Tuesday 21:00 EST, Wednesday 14:00 EST, Sunday 13:00 EST

What are the Requirements to join TAW 15 years of age or older. Willing to commit to two events per week real life comes first, normal game play can count as an event. Must have and use Teamspeak 3

How do you join TAWs Minecraft team Go to taw.net, Click Apply in upper right corner, Fill in the forms, Select Minecraft as the game you want to join.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VladiCraft

Welcome to Vladicraft VladiCraft is a real-life server that anyone can join The server has many helpful and very funny plugins. The server also has Mcmmo, which allows you to mine better and faster by improving your mining skills. Mcmmo has several skills that you can improve (mines, swords, digging unarmed, etc.) of course the server also has everything a real-life server needs. Unfortunately, the server currently only has 10 slots, but this will change quickly. Don’t worry. The server is relatively new so the number of slots will increase soon. Of course, a voice server is also purchased. Our server also has many groups (Vip, Admin, Owner, Moderator) Every newbie will be helped on the server if they need it Our moderators are responsible for this. You can earn money by mining and selling things in the admin shop or to other people. Our team wishes you a lot of fun on VladiCraft 🙂

IP:85.131.155.243:25565 ———————————

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7230
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Tale of the Caves

Tale of the Caves is a server with a small but great community! We currently have two worlds, PVE/PVE2 and our soon to be open pvp games world “War Room” which will have everyone’s favorites: Spleef, PVP Arena, one on one and team coliseum battles. And let’s not forget Capture the Flag. Each world has its unique challenges, set to hard, and city spawns created by in game players.

Our PVE world is a place to build and play with friends. Rank your way up to Baron by playing or create shops and join jobs to earn money. Build fortresses for protection against hostile mobs during bloodmoon or hunt them and earn double XP. Random bloodmoon dungeon generations add an even greater challenge to explore hidden caves and above ground mob fortresses.

PVE2 is a world filled with adventure and area’s waiting to be explored without the worry of bloodmoon mobs. It is a much calmer place to start a town or community or even build around the world capital!

Take a break from building and enter the rooms of war in War Room! Join with friends and capture your enemy’s flag or battle each other within the coliseum. Tired of listening to silly ranting then try a game of Spleef and knock your opponent into lava to shut him down.

For added fun and adventure the staff randomly will put up challenges for the players to complete. Prizes vary from OP weapons and tools, to ingame money and titles. Have what it takes? Then join the next challenge and prove yourself worthy.

NOTE: Tale of the Caves does NOT tolerate any sort of hacked clients. Be sure to remove them before you join or we will find you!

Current plugins running are: Bloodmoon, ChestShop, iConomy, Treeassist, FoundDiamonds, GriefPrevention, and more! Come join the best server you’ll ever find!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ninja Star PVP

Pvp Server No GameMode Given Out No God Mode Survivle PVP

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	214

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AhoyWorld Survival

We are a community with a vast area of professorial skills that we have used to create a Unique mine craft experience. We have made the game experience more challenging through our several plugins that don’t require any downloads on the player’s end. Earn our Currency “AhoyCoins by participating on our website or completing challenging Gauntlets designed within the community!

If you would like more information about AhoyWorld or the Mincraft server head over to http://www.ahoyworld.co.uk/page/about

All our Staff Admins are friendly and happy to answer any questions!

See you soon.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VidhuCraft

Are You looking for a lag-free server originally based in the UAE? now in France A Server with friendly admins? A Server where you can rank-up just by playing? A Server where you can suggest Plugins?

Then Vidhucraft is for you 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StoryCraft

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

StoryCraft ~ Minecraft… with a Story!

Like building and surviving in minecraft? Like to tell stories? Ever thought of combining those two? StoryCraft might just be the server for you then… here we never just build a house, we build houses, castles and cities with wonderful stories that ties in with our overall story arc.

Not totally convinced yet? Maybe this might help win you over…

* Semi-vanilla: We have a few plugins, but keep them to a minimum and have a limited selection of commands. * Quests and ranks: On StoryCraft we want you to earn your own ranks, and you do this by succeeding at quests where you can earn Quest Points (QPs). Ex Introduce yourself on our website and earn 10 QPs. * Write and read Stories of StoryCraft: We have a whole forum full of stories, and a server history that goes back 4-5 years! Yep, we stick around! * Contests: We love contests on StoryCraft, and we are talking building contests, story-writing contests and anything in between. These will also win you QPs, and maybe… ranks. * A Maze, a Balloon and a Minstrel! On StoryCraft you will find many strange things, but first you must jump out of a balloon, beat the maze and make your own way through the world. The world might seem like a harsh place, and it is, but… the Minstrel is always around to guide you.

Wanna know more before you decide… go to http://storyc.enjin.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Endcraft.net

Survival

Welcome to endcraft! We are a fun server, we have good staff, and lots of new feastures, including GUNS, ELEMENTAL SWORDS, NINJAS, GOD, HEROBRINE, Emerald economy (emeralds are money, get by killing stuff) and you can even earn better ranks by killing monsters!

All this, and a LOT LOT more!

See you online ;)!

(Credit for the banner goes to TheDannyMiner)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Towns Built:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft Mondays

Server Name: Minecraft Mondays Website: http://bebopvox.com/forum Server Address/IP: mc.bebopvox.com Game Play Type/s: PVP Survival Creative Tekkit(seperate server) PVE Description: Hey there guys! Thanks for checking out Minecraft Mondays! This is the official server of the legendary youtube’r Bebopvox! Come play with us in a VAST MAP, Multiple worlds and so much more! Rules: http://bebopvox.com/forum/threads/readme-application-template.2/ Server Hardware: Intel Xeon, 24 GB ram, tons of disk space Plugins: Essentials, World Guard, Iconomy, Multiverse, groupmanager, chestshop and SO many more! (use /pl in game for full list) Owner/Admins/Moderators: Owner: Bebopvox and NeonGlitterBomb Admins: Niftyapple, Mikabella, Darkrobin35 Moderators: see staff link on forums Pictures/Videos URL: http://www.youtube.com/user/BebopVox Other: Registration is required to play in all other game modes other than Creative. That information can be found here: http://bebopvox.com/forum/threads/readme-application-template.2/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minerholics 5

Minerholics is a community of several servers utilizing Factions PVP, Mob Arena, Economy and other plugins.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minerholics

Minerholics is a community of several servers utilizing Factions PVP, Mob Arena, Economy and other plugins.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SramblerCraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FlyMC

FREE FLYING FOR EVERYONE! – HARDCORE PVP – FACTIONS – MCMMO – SKYLANDS – CHESTLOOT – AND MORE

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Only Funky Tekkit

A 20 slot tekkit server connected to the sheep on fire community. It’s white-listed so to get access you need to go on our white-list board and write your IGN.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ender Craft

This server is a Proper Server. Join now and play the survival games. You can learn new survival skills and battle your friends! Enjoy!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.