Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Lostwave

    Lostwave
    Lostwave

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 47 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CTT Server

    CTT Server

    Hello! We are a pseduo-mature server based in Scotland. All are welcome! We provide factions, economy, and player housing, both for donaters and for the regular punters.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Master Craft Tekkit

    Master Craft Tekkit

    we are a new tekkit server that wishes to bring you a great experience! we have dedicated staff, a decently sized community, and a talented technical staff! we are hosted by beast node so the server is lag free! i would love to see you there! thank you for you time!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BC Network

    BC Network

    Factions: – No Chest Protection – Griefing/Raiding/mcMMO – ObbyDestroyer – Custom Weapons KitPVP – Custom Coded (Coins buy powerups) – Assists System Survival – No PVP – Survive with friends. MiniGames – HungerGames/Feasts Creative with WorldEdit Rippin /MC-Market/Spigot

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Kreatious

    Kreatious
    Creative

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Minebox

    The Minebox

    An awesome server run by the official Minebox channel – http://youtube.com/user/TheMinebox!

    – 200 Slot Factions Servers – 200 Slot Survival Server – 200 Slot Skyblock Servers – 200 Slot Creative Plots Server – 200 Slot Survival Games Server

    – Several minigames servers including.. Prop Hunt, Sky Wars, Paintball, Hide and Seek, and more.

    Donate at store.theminebox.com. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft Hunger Games

    Minecraft Hunger Games
    Minecraft Hunger Games

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • EvolutionCraft

    EvolutionCraft

    Great server with tons of happy staff, raiding allowed, faction allowed,griefin illegal , survival economy server!

    Fully working, we soon will be a must have server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • the secret Life

    the secret Life

    It is 3.1 very new but has the most necessary plugins…… Description: There is a village where there is land available where you can build a residence This gives more protection from the zombies etc. because a village wall has been built around the village! These plots are x20 y16 enough for a small village house. Otherwise you can build a house, quarters, bow, etc. somewhere in the wilderness. There is a trading center there Many NPC residents are ready. You can also trade as a user!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LetsBuild.net

    LetsBuild.net

    LetsBuild.net is a network of servers. We currently have a running Creative Plot server and a survival PvP server.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 188
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FioreCraft

    FioreCraft

    We are Fiorecraft, a fun Survival Multiplayer Minecraft server with added enhancements!

    Fiorecraft features McMMO, ChestShop, Factions, catacombs, iConomy, and Buycraft.

    Check in the first Friday of the month for lottery drawings! The top player on the McMMO stat list, and the largest faction also win weekly prizes.

    Enjoy a functioning economy featuring ChestShop.

    Test your battle-prowess in our Death Arena!

    Become a donator and enjoy a special donator section and other perks!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MCsPVP

    MCsPVP

    McsPvP is an Amazing Minecraft network that tries to provides the best services for the players. We hope you join and enjoy your stay on our servers.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • True Minecraft

    True Minecraft

    We are a new survival server, 24/7 and looking for staff. At the moment we are a small comunity but outr maximum player slot is 30 so we are looking for a far larger community. We are a Survival server. But we are working on a creatiev world for players of a certain rank to use.

    See you soon! Allytheman & Bobafet101 Server Admin/ Owner & Server Owner

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • UnearthedCraft

    UnearthedCraft

    UnearthedCraft is a friendly, non-pvp, near-vanilla Light Survival server. We utilize a white-list to be sure all of our players are decent human beings. You can apply on our Forums in the Whitelist Applications section. http://www.unearthedcraft.com/forums/

    We also have a custom 24/7 “hunt” world that uses assault weapons in for a Pure FFA ongoing deathmatch with unlimited respawns in a destroy-as-you-wish environment that regenerates daily. See /hunt for details.

    We use a custom resource pack to skin all of our weapons and ammo for /hunt, so be sure to enable Server Textures in your server selection screen. It does *not* replace blocks like grass, dirt, stone, etc, so feel free to use your own desired texture packs along with it.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

    The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

    The Cool Table is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with one goal in mine: Have fun and build cool stuff!

    You can build anywhere and do as you please as you fight against the environment and other players. Building is free and open to all anywhere in the world. Build with your friends, team up with others, or just come in to do your own thing and chat with others.

    We encourage an open and relaxed environment that lets players play the game how they want to. Hop in and say hi!

    Please read the rules before you play on our website CoolTable.org.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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