Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Luxcraft

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Luxcraft Community The Luxcraft Network is an international community Even though there quite a few swedish players anyone is welcome to join. English is the main language but we do allow local languages, we dont force anyone to speak english

Join the fun: mc.playluxcraft.com Our website: www.playluxcraft.com

Voting for Luxcraft gives you rewards on all our servers. Depending on which you get crate keys and/or coins. Available server: Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Survival Games – EggWars

Our main rules are: – Use common sense – HAVE FUN

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MCFallout Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Zombies have invaded Minecraft! Battle with your friends through hordes of zombies, upgrading your rank as you receive money and loot from your opponents. With a playing field of more than 50,000 blocks spread over 10 maps, you will always find an area unexplored. Sophisticated ranking system allows you to build at higher ranks, unlocking new perks at every level. With over 99.9% uptime, MCFallout provides you with a lag-free, immersive Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Thank you, and we hope to see you soon! The MCFallout Team

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

StuzzCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Stuzzcraft is an SMP server that celebrated it’s 3 year anniversary November 2015. We’ve had over 10,000 unique visitors to our server, but are always looking for new people to join the community!

No Whitelist – No sitting around, waiting for applications to be approved! Active Staff – From Mods right up to the Owner Farm World – Why tear up the main world – use the often resetting farming world for materials! Grief Prevention Claims – Protect your land from all forms of griefing Optional Creative World – Build what you want in your own plot using creative mode! Player Run Shops – Our players set the economy in a Shop World, using a custom plugin to create shops McMMO – Adds a fun, ‘RPG’ aspect to the server Many, MANY more custom plugins – one of the perks of having a developer the an owner!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RexCraftia

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

RexCraftia is a one-of-a-kind survival server, featuring a custom events, unique weapons designed by the owner himself (alongside a few implemented from community suggestions), and beautifully hand-crafted scenery. Fully customized mobs paired with customized weaponry revolutionizes the PvP experience, meaning there is always something to do. Whether it be completing dungeons for rewards, or fighting boss mobs at extravagantly crafted castles, you are guaranteed a truly memorable rexperience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LiveToPlay (all)

LibertyMinecraft … a comprehensive server with many opportunities to have fun, there is something for everyone, no one is bored.

We offer, ➢ Paintball ➢ SkyBlock ➢ Survival ➢ Freebuild ➢ and much more…

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4277

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PvP.LetsBuild.net

Welcome to PvP.LetsBuild.Net This is part of the LetsBuild.net network of servers. This server is built for those who want to play survival or want to compete against others in head on PvP. Griefing and raiding are all allowed.

Features:

– Factions – mcMMO – Custom Recipes – Dynamic Economy – And much more.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Zer0Fate

Factions? Nation wars? A state of Economy!!!?? it’s only getting better. Join and stat your adventure today!

Watch our server video for FTB!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OmniworldMC

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

64 Player Vanilla Survival server.

No PvP, No Grief.

Two year old server with well established friendly community. We are looking for new players who are interested in building and community instead of PvP and minigames.

We allow no bad or anti social behavior on our server and remove problem players quickly. Staff will undo any and all griefing done on the server no exceptions, and ban the offending player.

We Use McMMO, Economy, pets, and more.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwiftBees Survival Server

We are a survival/Semi-Vanilla server that keeps a few plugins to ensure no greifing and other problems that can arise. Come join us and have fun! We are a whitelist server so go to the website listed and post on the forum to get whitelisted!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Slabcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

Slabcraft.net is the premiere Minecraft experience. We specialize in minecraft servers for over 3 years. We offer several servers including…

– Factions Server – KitPVP Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Prison Server

Donate at store.slabcraft.net. We offer one of the the most reliable gaming experiences in minecraft multiplayer. We hope your stay will be one of a kind.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MelonCraft

Welcome to MelonCraft! We offer almost every play style imaginable. Connect with: play.meloncraft.com

Factions Survival

Creative Plots

Survival Games (with custom arenas)

Capture the Flag

Parkour (checkpoint saving)

Spleef (three arenas)

Mobarena (survival rewards)

The Walls (with custom arenas)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

blockjunkies

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Atruly lag free public survival server. 14+ only, as we do not vigilantly police the use of language. Over 45 plugins, iConomy, Lockette and highly customized protection options to harbor a grief free environment. Adult staff focuses on enforcing minecraft etiquette through education rather than heavy handed banning. 50 user integrated Mumble voice chat with in-game positional surround sound.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JABS Survival Server

Survival

Welcome to JABS Survival Server!

Built and operated by 4 experienced Admins who are looking forward to playing with other Minecraft users.

No griefing is allowed, but PVP is allowed.

Several Donation ranks are available in the server, as well as Ranks to be given to active and deserving players.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	7029	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

IronCraft.BG 24/7

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

OVER 10 MINIGAMES, SURVIVAL WORLD , KITPVP , PVP WORLD , HIDE AND SEEK , PAINTBALL , 24/7 AND MUCH MUCH MORE! JOIN RIGHT NOW – MC.IRONCRAFT.BG:25555

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1808

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FjordCraft

Norwegian PVP and Survival server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.