Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TitansCraft

    TitansCraft

    TitansCraft Bukkit Server!!!

    MobArenas PvP Arena Survival Factions Creative Parkour

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Enderarmy Survival.

    Enderarmy Survival.

    Survival SMP no greif/raid and Vote for the server for Three free Diamond! and $100!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • W00t Craft

    W00t Craft

    PVP/Survival/Economy/Hunger Games/Mob Arena/Disguise Craft

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ores Mined: 4133 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • XeGaming Home Edition

    XeGaming Home Edition

    Epic Community Small Scale Server.

    Adult owned and operated, many plugins for your enjoyment!

    iConomy Homes/Warps LUCK Citizens Chestshops! KillerMobs BetterSleep, and more!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CubeLand

    CubeLand

    CubeLand is one of the best portuguese server’s based on PVP , with plots and lot of arenas.

    JOIN Today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Bluedog

    Bluedog

    Hi All of you out there this is bluedog owner whose server is 24/7 it is faction/pvp we really do a lot for the server there are about 60/70 in server every day so it is not a server that is not known there are some ranks you can get for free it’s vip/vip+ vip can /hat /top /invsee but can’t take things and can also kit vip where vip+ can do the same but can make nick with color and write with color and much more you mustn’t ask about up no kind of hack no spam no advertising also further we have an intro to the server you can see it here somewhere see you there BYE Regards bluedog

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 72
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1773

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ZbuCraft

    ZbuCraft

    Hey, I’m BronzeGaming and with my friends Uzzz1 and zavago93 we have started a new server. The server has 24/7 host and almost unlimited slots. We had a server before but then we upgraded to this new serverhosting website.

    Right now there is no plugins on the server but that will be fixed in the near future! The only thing that we can afford you guys right now is normal survival, but later on we will add, Survival games (Hunger games), creative, and yeah, many other things.

    This server hasn’t got any players so we would like to have some. So if you want to join feel free to do so 🙂

    We haven’t got any staff except me, Uzzz1 and zavago93 (owners). But this isn’t a “first players who join gets admin, mod or whatever”. We wan’t staff that follows the “normal rules” (no griefing, no spamming and so on) and is kind to all players.

    Other then that we have planned to be working alot with the server 🙂

    RIght now there isn’t any requirements to join our server, just be sure to be nice and follow the rules.

    Remember this server is Brand new so we only have normal survival at the moment.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Wreckless PVP – Factions

    Wreckless PVP – Factions

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Romania Minecraft City

    Romania Minecraft City

    Free build

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MinePrime

    MinePrime

    Awesome 24/7 Server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Legioncraft SMP

    Legioncraft SMP

    A server based on ancient Rome. Fight in the Colosseum to win awards and money and battle other players to claim their heads as your own. Sell the heads of slain monsters for profit.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BorderCraft PvP

    BorderCraft PvP

    This is a brand new pvp server! BorderCraft PvP features:

    No Lag Uptime = 24/7 Xp farms Parkour 2 pvp arenas! Factions Plot World Hunger Games Auctions And much more!!!

    Hope to see you on!!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MCLoaded

    MCLoaded

    Factions, Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Player Heads, Economy and more!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Nameless PvP

    Nameless PvP

    Welcome to Nameless PvP! This server is a pvp based factions server. There is also raiding, so make your base/house hard to find and hard to access! Rules: [1] No Hacking [2] Don’t Be Rude [3] Don’t spam staff, they will help when they have time [4] Donators or VIP’s can’t be scammed! [5] Do not ask for op or staff positions. [6] Do not Ignore Staff [7] No Advertising other servers or webpages! [8] Staff can play, raid and pvp! As long as they don’t spawn in items or pvp when they do /tp! If they do this, report them with /ticket. Website: http://namelesspvp.enjin.com Right now the website is a work in progress and more will be added when the server gets more donations! We hope you enjoy your time on the server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • vSprawl

    vSprawl

    vSprawl.co.uk is a small London Server. We have been running a while but have very few players at the mo. Come and help us make it bigger! We have survival and creative maps and a few useful plugins.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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