Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Hypercraft.pl

    Hypercraft.pl

    I RECOMMEND 46.29.20.227

    Server Name: Hypercraft Server IP: 46.29.20.227 Number of slots: 80 Server type: FB&SV&SG Uptime hours: 24/7 We are looking for builders!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TheWorldOfRaid

    TheWorldOfRaid

    Small server starting it’s career why not help out ?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Farms Harvested: 832

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SurvivalTime Skywars/ HungerGames

    SurvivalTime Skywars/ HungerGames

    SurvivalTime Has 14Servers in 1 IP HungerGames SkyWars Splurge CTF SkyBlock And Much More, Join Today! IP: SG.SurvivalTime.co.uk

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • WestWorldMC

    WestWorldMC

    Hi Welcome to West World! People love our server because I stress community so much; we are naturally kind to one another. Land doesn’t, I repeat, DOES NOT get griefed! Every player may protect their land from the start and we incorporate some of the best mods. Visit the Funhub and experience are wide variety of games! So much to tell! You got to just come and try us out!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DuskCraft

    DuskCraft

    “We had gone from server to server to server looking for a place that really fit what we were looking for, but we could never find one. Either the staff was incredibly immature or useless, or there was way too much lag, or they charged an arm and a leg just to protect your stuff, and on and on the list goes. After months of searching for a place to call home, we finally said, ‘Let’s just make one.’ Welcome to DuskCraft.” -laRoux87, server co-owner

    DuskCraft is a fun new survival server! We are looking for new players to enhance our steadily growing community. As a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft server with a 99% up-time, we are definitely worth a look!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Forsaken Realms

    Forsaken Realms

    This server is a towny server! Pvp enabled plus we have made a custom pvp arena called Revilaids PvP. Mini games starting from Survival games to infected. Custom made spawn with amazing features! We have all sorts of custom plugins to make your experiences better on our server! Donating is also an option! Theres ranks and in game items to buy so you can have an advantage in pvp and building! Magic spells! We have a custom made magic spells plugin to help you through your Building and fighting. We have amazing staff to help you through your confusing and frustrating moments. Our build team will be making more improvements and designs in different areas and even coming out with new pvp arenas! We need you to come and join our server so we can get more popular and become as big as we can!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ManiaCraft

    ManiaCraft

    Pvp|Raid|Greif

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 54
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TechyCraft

    TechyCraft

    This is an amazing faction pvp server please please join it it is suprising how amazing it is

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ores Mined: 4211

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DragonPvP

    DragonPvP

    DragonPvP Is a different take on PvP, you go around a map and loot chests for quartz, which you then trade in for currency and buy shiny new gear.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 New Chunks Explored: 993004
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ShadowRealms!

    ShadowRealms!

    ShadowRealms is a Survival Server

    We have factions, hunger games, and we might even get the Walls + a minigame server! Join us now – 198.154.103.113

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Farms Harvested: 744
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minecraft Worlds

    Minecraft Worlds

    Minecraft worlds is a small comunity survival server, It has many things to do and is working to make itself better. The video shown was of the project going on inside Minecraft worlds, It will break a world record when done. We are towny based, and we except anyone. So come join us today

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • zombie apocalypse

    zombie apocalypse

    This is a challenging server that is locked in hard. And guest have no commands. So that way it is challenging and we are currently making a website we are also working on donater packages which will have some commands. And this server has been played on before so don’t get scared when you see giant statues spawn. And if you know commands to help the server liken how to use world edit or safe zone please contact us on our website when we get one. 🙂 I’m not the owner im just the owners friend.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • HaftaCraft

    HaftaCraft

    We are currently looking for dedicated players to join our Haftacraft community!

    We have been established since February 2011, we are a dedicated 24/7 server, with three map options: – Full PvP Factions world – PvE-only Vanilla Survival world – Creative Free Build. We occasionally hold events such as spleef, king of the hill, mob battles, hunger games and more! Also we have many active members on our TeamSpeak chanel. We welcome people of all age groups, and look forward to making your Minecraft experience a great one.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • – Nixium – PvE –

    – Nixium – PvE –

    We are a fully protected McMMO and Towny server that you will love! Come on and play to get more claim blocks to protect your things, and have fun in the wild! We have player-creatable portals as well! Come check it out. We promise you will have fun!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CoreCraft PVP

    CoreCraft PVP

    CoreCraft PVP is an almost new Minecraft Server that’s growing by the day. With awesome players and staff, your bound to have fun. We also have monthly drop parties and awesome donator ranks.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Farms Harvested: 590
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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