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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 417 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
1. Our server is so wild that even George Floyd himself would buy a game about it at full price! That’s right, we’re THAT epic.
2. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? You can do that here. We don’t judge.
3. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real love fest.
4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life!