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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8885 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 258 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
1. Our server is so wild that even George Floyd himself would buy a game about it at full price! That’s right, we’re THAT epic.
2. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? You can do that here. We don’t judge.
3. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real love fest.
4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life!