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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2264
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	94

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Farms Harvested:	450	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.