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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Engineer Wars

Mini Games, PvP

Mini game, where you choose a team and then choose between different maps. Then the the game starts and you get to collect gold which you use to buy weapons, machines or contraptions to win the war against your opponents.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9073	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Basic smp

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The BasicSMP a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players!

Come join Survival server with over 70+ plugins

Which are always full of active players and a ton of fun to play!

Hope to see you on Basicsmp.apexmc.co

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sagas

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

We here at Sagas decided to do something different. Something new. We have created a player based server that utilizes the essential parts of Minecraft and selectively enhances them to provide a unique Skyblock experience to you, the player. The best example of this is through our custom Minion system. For too long has Skyblock been based around setting up an automated collection system that lacks player vs player interaction. Our server forces you to leave the comfort of your island, and explore, which is the roots of Minecraft itself.

We are dedicated to providing the best experience possible, with the best Skyblock server available. Our community is friendly with helpful staff and great players. We plan to provide an environment where crafters can experience something new and not the usual cookie-cutter server. Sagas is a place where different types of players can all gather and have fun. Our features are unique to us, and you will not find them anywhere else! This offers a means of constant enjoyment. Custom minions, cores, catalysts, artifacts, badlands, and much more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Astrosmc

op prison

ASTROS MC

As a Minecraft network with a variety of games to explore, such as Lifesteal and OP Prisons. AstrosMC offers a wide range of options for players to explore. The amount of content we have ensures that there is always something new to discover on our server.

discord.gg/astrosmc

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Melon

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

We are The Melon! A brand-new factions server where we don’t like a lot of rules. Ours are simple; don’t hack, don’t spam, don’t be offensive. That’s it!

Crates – Custom kits, rare items, and more when you open chests! Ranging from daily vote crates to the Premium Crates with lots of OP armor and tools! Custom Enchants – Over 80 custom enchantments to make your OP set even more powerful! Quests – NPCs around spawn give you quests to complete for rewards!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MintCraft Earth

Factions, Vanilla

A GeoPolitical minecraft server on a 1:2000 scale recreation of the earth, We have a semi – active comunity with almost all of the times atleast 1 staff member online!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sublimeskies

Multiplayer Survival, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Sublime Skies! This is a vanilla 1.20 Survival server with dedicated resource worlds that reset to keep the overworld tidy! We are currently in early access with frequent updates to help keep the server stable and feel fresh. Claim your land today! We have friendly staff, events and much more! Join us today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Ant Network

Factions, PvP, Survival

Hello everyone! The Ant Network is a brand new server, that would like to welcome all types of players! As of right now we are a 1.8.9 Faction server, however we have great plans to expand to several other gamemodes in the near future!

Feel free to join us as we embark on this journey. We have a dedicated staff base who will be more than happy to help you every step of the way.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lighthouse smp

Adventure, Discord, Survival

Welcome to Lighthouse SMP: A Minecraft Adventure!

Lighthouse SMP is a thrilling and immersive Minecraft server designed to provide an unforgettable gaming experience for players of all ages. Step into a vibrant and meticulously crafted world where creativity knows no bounds. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an avid explorer, or a cunning strategist, Lighthouse SMP offers something for everyone.

Server Features:

Vast and Diverse World: Embark on an epic journey through a vast landscape teeming with lush forests, towering mountains, sprawling deserts, and mysterious caves. Discover hidden treasures, encounter unique biomes, and marvel at breathtaking vistas.

Engaging Gameplay Modes: Engross yourself in a variety of gameplay modes tailored to suit your preferences. Choose from survival mode, where you must gather resources, build shelters, and fend off hostile creatures; creative mode, where you can unleash your imagination and construct magnificent structures without limitations;

Thriving Community: Join a vibrant and friendly community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share a passion for exploration, building, and collaboration. Engage in lively discussions, showcase your latest creations, team up with fellow players, or compete in exciting events and competitions.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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Anarchy

Description BudgieNet is a Minecraft survival server based in Australia. Features include: McMMO Custom Ranks Player Markets Jobs Monthly build contests

… And much more! Join us at mc.budgienet.com Feel free to reach out to us through our discord: discord.budgienet.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MC Liberty

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Vanilla

A new (Started 2.22.20) Anarchy server project hosted in North America.

Simply put, there are no rules, no bans. (With one caveat, lag machines/exploits that cause the server to crash will be destroyed) Anything goes, the only consequences are from those of your fellow player.

Hard mode survival. Vanilla auto-updating

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Caverncraft

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Descend into the depths of Minecraft! Explore an underground realm, unearth treasures, and conquer challenges. Mine rare resources, build subterranean wonders, and join a thriving community. Embark on an unforgettable journey underground today on the version 1.19.4!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

play.20-642-5-92.net

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We have 2 servers running, Survival and Vanilla. Survival is a server with a few tweeks like homes, claims and shop and the vanilla server is 100% vanilla minecraft.

We support version 1.9 all the way to 1.18.1 but it is recomended to join with 1.18.1

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GotPvP Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 30 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/kKGVdpa Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Luxepixel

Jobs, MCMMO, Towny

LuxePixel is a friendly family-like server that runs on 1.20.

Go on an epic adventure with your friends, slay mobs, build a town, choose from a wide array of exciting jobs to earn your fortune, increase your power-level and immerse yourself in a vibrant comunity.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.