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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7047 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!