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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1041 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3500 |
Enchantments Applied: | 213 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
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