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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7532 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
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