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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7841 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
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