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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 665 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 98 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
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