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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8159 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Magic Items Found: | 4612 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 937 |
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