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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7386 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Votes: | 6629 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
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