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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3661 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
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