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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8736 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 5377 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
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