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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4390 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Crops Grown: | 7036 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Votes: | 2976 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
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