Blocky Bozos: The Isekai Suicide Squad | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	8943	Animals Bred:	166
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Haters Gonna Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Items Found:	5969
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Divine Spears Created:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2240	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Divine Spears Created:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	5322
Players Killed by Monsters:	5607	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	664	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1083

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	239	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBrits

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FanartFrenzyCraft: Your Oshi Approved!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates your fanart of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber? Well, on our server, your oshi will not only like your fanart, but they will personally thank you by building a giant statue of themselves in-game made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join now and become the official artist of the server, where your fanart will be displayed for all to see in the Hall of Fame! Who knew that drawing stick figures could lead to such fame and fortune in the Minecraft world?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5536	Potions Brewed:	86
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	5944