Blocky Bozos: The Isekai Suicide Squad | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cheeky Chavs Craft

addiction, always online, Ban, ban online games, Chads, Chavs, CHEEKY, control, Craft, england, Gaming, Government, internet, kneel, legislation, Online Games, Parliament, Petition, Regulation, SLOP, uk, UK Parliament, video games

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

#youtube, Content Creation, Enna, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, lamps, lava, LIVESTREAMING, lolz, McMineFace, millie, minecrafty, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

Adventure, Anime, BATTLING, boring games, Childhood, Collecting, Creatures, cute designs, Evolution, Exploration, fanbase, Franchise, Gaming, Gotta, hate pokemon gameplay, love pokegirls, Monsters, Nostalgia, pokecraft, pokemon, strategy, Trainers

Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchantments Applied:	145	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky B*tches

addictive gameplay, blocky, Btches, building homes, Character customization, creating stories, Digital World, escapism, Gaming, hours played, immersive experience, life simulation, Long playtime, sims 4, simulation game, Time management, time sink, time well spent, video games, virtual life, virtual reality, virtual relationships

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Goon Squad

Adventure, chaotic, Community, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, goon, goon thread, group, hilarious, Interactive, Mischief, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Social, squad, Thread, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Towns Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	601217	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

Bout, Crafty, Good, taco, Tacos, Time

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

#clues, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, crime, detective, Epic, investigation, Lammy, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 673687882, Police, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6767
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, car bombing, Chug, ChugaLug, Comfy Happening, Craft, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, NATO Council, NATO diplomats, nuspeak, podcasts, Politico, Resources, SBU officer, Server, Talmud, Telegram Channels, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

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Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3