Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	113702

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GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Animals Bred:	188
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Buildings Constructed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magic Items Found:	5481	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1695	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crops Grown:	2238
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Emeralds Found:	8952
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	8805
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	596

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Towns Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	174
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	393658	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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