Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

blocky, BOOTY, Call, Coitus, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, Intimacy, love, mental health, personal growth, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self love, self worth, self-care, sexual health, Trust, Wont

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	131	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1178	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Votes:	3747	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Votes:	4516
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	1

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Star Shards Collected:	91	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Divine Spears Created:	18

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crops Grown:	1912
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Farms Harvested:	718
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Animals Bred:	200	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5535	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org