Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6157	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimension Hops:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	6746	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Votes:	7314	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5547	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	5660
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2222	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	5620	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	1100	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com