Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

New Minecraft Servers

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Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Emeralds Found:	7511	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	661097
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8902
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Farms Harvested:	745	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ores Mined:	1012	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	9592

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4458	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	208	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca