Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	726	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

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EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	269985	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9655	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8329	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	309202	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magic Items Found:	6400	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Emeralds Found:	2820

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2877	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ores Mined:	1631
Endless Night Skies:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net