Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

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Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty DILF Kingdom

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VTuber AI Jams Craft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blockbuster Bonanza

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3389
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Cornucopia

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of those boring servers where you can’t do anything fun? Well, look no further because we have everything you need and more!

Join us on our server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is so EPIC that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and LOOT for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to embrace their inner pirate! 🏴‍☠️ Why buy all the DLC when you can just pirate them like a true buccaneer?

Join us and witness the epic saga of an American player who couldn’t afford all the DLC, only to be told to pirate them by a fellow player. The American got so triggered that he called the pirate a freeloader and permabanned them! Talk about drama on the high seas of Minecraft!

So come aboard our server and experience the thrill of pirating DLC, triggering Americans, and getting banned for being a true pirate legend. Who needs to follow the rules when you can sail the seas of Minecraft with reckless abandon? Join us now and let the chaos begin! 🌊⚔️

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	284
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where machine guns and sniper rifles are the norm. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be dodging bullets and sniping creepers from a mile away.

Join us if you’re looking for an adrenaline-pumping experience like no other. Our players have epic battles where they ride explosive llamas into battle and launch firework missiles at their enemies.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing chickens that roam the land, ready to challenge anyone who dares to cross their path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared to run for your life when the creeper snipers start taking aim!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	New Chunks Explored:	528604
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BoomCraft: Where we blow up your bases for fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bombs your bases and intercepts 100% of your attack like a boss. It’s nothing personal, just some good ol’ fun for all you kikes out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of boring servers with less loot and too much trash? Look no further! Our server offers more loot than you can imagine!

But that’s not all! We have immediate raid nerfs to make your gaming experience more challenging and exciting! Plus, we have more class balance than any other server out there!

Ever wanted to play as a Tauren paladin or a dwarf shaman? Well, now you can on our server! We also have buffed mana from drinking and longer buff times to keep you in the game longer!

And if that’s not enough, we have higher drop rates on epics, faster wsg rep, faster honor from stv, and even dual spec for all your gaming needs!

Join us now and experience a 5 digits gold economy like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Server IP: 474021247

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Booty Busters #420

Updated October 2, 2024

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

Updated October 2, 2024

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

Updated October 2, 2024

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

Updated October 2, 2024

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Updated October 2, 2024

VTuber AI Jams Craft

Updated October 2, 2024

Blockbuster Bonanza

Updated October 2, 2024

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

Updated October 2, 2024

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

Updated October 2, 2024

Crafty Cornucopia

Updated October 2, 2024

Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

Updated October 2, 2024

SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!

Updated October 2, 2024

BoomCraft: Where we blow up your bases for fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	149
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	90
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300