Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Dragon Eggs Found:	2175
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Items Found:	3366	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	210	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2963	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2820
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	524187	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	2123
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3134
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5408	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyJontronBros

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8264
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2