Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7629 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 638 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Crops Grown: 2119
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Farms Harvested: 116 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinnesotaMC

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    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Citrus

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    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft.SI

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    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KAIMUX.LT

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    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Crops Grown: 5889 Potions Brewed: 159
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia Survival

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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