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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2695
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	5950
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dimension Hops:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Emeralds Found:	1935
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Towns Built:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6613
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	99
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.