Blocky Booty Blast Server

Blocky Booty Blast Server

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our mascot is a Farting Cock who loves to party all night long. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that a thread died for this server – that’s how epic it is!

But wait, there’s more! Our players have big fat bellies and they’re not afraid to show it off. In fact, it’s a requirement to have a big fat belly to join our server. Don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual snacks to keep those bellies full while you build, mine, and explore.

So come on down to our server and have a good time with the Farting Cock and all the other crazy characters. You won’t regret it – unless you’re not into fart jokes and belly rubs, in which case, why are you even still reading this? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Ores Mined: 7798 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

    🚀 Join us for early access starting Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

    🔥 Our server is so lit, we even have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and save the realm from evil alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters! 🔥

    🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test! Explore new lands, meet new players, and conquer new challenges in a whole new world! 🌍

    ⚔️ Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Fight for glory, honor, and the ultimate bragging rights! ⚔️

    🏰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Look no further! Our server has everything you need to thrive and conquer the Minecraft world! 🏰

    🎉 Don’t miss out on our crazy meetups! From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups to spooky club gatherings, there’s always something fun happening on our server! 🎉

    🔮 And who could forget the legendary Orbonne Monastery MINE Run? Join the Crystal Party Finder and embark on a quest like no other! 🔮

    🤣 Last time on /xivg/: Who knows what shenanigans went down? Join our server and create your own hilarious stories to share with the world! 🤣

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Who knows what epic tales you’ll have to tell after your time on Dawntrail! 🌌🎮

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Potions Brewed: 136 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Creepers and Misanthropes

    Creepers and Misanthropes
    Do you hate people more than creepers hate cats? Do you want to escape the real world and live in a land where you can build giant statues of yourself without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to interact with another living soul!

    Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine couldn’t get in if he tried. We have secret underground bases filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than you think.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • GEMS are for Villagers

    GEMS are for Villagers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gems you find are in the mines? Well, get ready for Season 2 of our server where GEMS are for getting your groove on! That’s right, we’ve got disco balls, dance floors, and even a DJ booth where you can show off your sick moves. So why wait? Join now and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 2022, whatever floats your boat)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pixel Pimps & Creeper Chicks: Where First Dates Get Explosive!

    Pixel Pimps & Creeper Chicks: Where First Dates Get Explosive!
    Are you tired of striking out with the ladies because you don’t have a fancy watch? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all the girls will be throwing themselves at you if you wear a Rolex in-game! That’s right, forget about charm and personality, all you need is a virtual timepiece to win over the ladies.

    Join our server and watch as the virtual babes flock to you like moths to a flame. Who needs to actually talk to someone when you can just flash your Rolex and have them falling at your virtual feet? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to live out your wildest Rolex-wearing fantasies in Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyZombieLand: Where we debate if ‘The Last of Us’ is art or just a bunch of blocks

    CraftyZombieLand: Where we debate if ‘The Last of Us’ is art or just a bunch of blocks
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge in a post-apocalyptic world where zombies roam the land and players must scavenge for resources to survive.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to fend off hordes of the undead, but you’ll also have to navigate through treacherous terrain filled with deadly traps and hidden secrets. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful weapons waiting to be discovered.

    So, if you’re up for a thrilling adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. Remember, only the strongest and bravest players will make it out alive!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Star Shards Collected: 199
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Animals Bred: 28
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!

    DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!
    Are you tired of boring old dreams where you’re just flying or falling? Join our Minecraft server and experience nightmares every time you sleep! We’ve got creepy crawlies, spooky specters, and terrifying monsters lurking around every corner. Who needs a good night’s rest when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in your dreams? Join now and never have a peaceful night again!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 222275 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition

    Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with exploding rainbow creepers?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Crops Grown: 6970
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Naughty Mine: Where Naughty Feels Nice!

    Crafty Naughty Mine: Where Naughty Feels Nice!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, come join us on our server where being naughty feels oh so nice!

    Join us and experience the thrill of stealing from your fellow players, griefing their builds, and causing chaos wherever you go. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun at all costs.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where you can unleash your inner prankster and drive your friends crazy with hilarious tricks and traps. Or how about our “Chaos Hour” where the entire server descends into madness and pandemonium for one hour every week?

    So why play by the rules when you can join us and embrace your naughty side? Come see why feeling naughty feels so nice on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

    Join us and you’ll discover a world where Chinese passports are actually used as weapons to defend your virtual girlfriend from assailants. That’s right, forget swords and shields, all you need is a passport to keep your loved one safe!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!

    CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly test your skills and survive against all odds? Look no further than our server, where the RAPPER REAPER himself reigns supreme.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – this isn’t your average Minecraft experience. We have shooters at every corner of the world, just waiting for the signal to strike. And some of them may even be mods on the server, ready to enforce the RAPPER REAPER’s rules with an iron fist.

    Think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world? Are you ready to prove your worth against the ultimate streetwise rapper turned Minecraft overlord? Join us now and see if you can handle the heat. But be prepared – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Try the RAPPER REAPER’s world if you dare, but remember – this is your final warning.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ores Mined: 1206
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ChestHeadCraft: Where Monsters Wear Treasure as Hats!

    ChestHeadCraft: Where Monsters Wear Treasure as Hats!
    Come join our Minecraft server where you can wear the Monster head resembling a treasure chest and unleash the power of the exiled clan! Increase your soul absorption and item discovery, but beware of the curse of the branded that comes with it.

    Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the ancient god and unlock the true potential of the cursed clan. Will you succumb to greed or rise above it to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now and be part of a legendary tale that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4186 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Banter: Bagging Blocks with Blue Archive #5148

    Blocky Banter: Bagging Blocks with Blue Archive #5148
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a twist that will blow your mind!

    Join our server for the chance to battle Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. And if that’s not enough, how about participating in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission? Yes, you heard that right, you can now deliver ramen in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to join the General Student Council and balance Schale’s books? Well, now you can on our server! And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring Shigure and Cherino – because who doesn’t want to see Minecraft characters in a hot spring?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy missions, epic battles, and hot springs galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Waifus: Your Trad Japanese Wife Minecraft Server

    Crafty Waifus: Your Trad Japanese Wife Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a trad and based Japanese wife to help you conquer the Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you a virtual waifu who will craft, mine, and fight mobs by your side! Join now for the ultimate gaming experience and a chance to find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs real relationships when you have a virtual waifu to keep you company? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your perfect Minecraft match!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!

    YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-loving adventurers out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. It was rumored to be so awesome that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And do you know what they found there? A land filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and secret caves just waiting to be explored. But that’s not all – this server had a community of players who were as friendly as a pack of wolves in a petting zoo.

    But the real kicker? This server had a rivalry that put all others to shame. The debate raged on: which outdoor anime was better, Yama no Susume or YuruCamp? And let me tell you, things got heated. PvP battles were fought, alliances were formed, and friendships were tested. It was like the Battle of Helm’s Deep, but with more diamond swords and less Orcs.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a Nether fortress, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest for pixelated glory that will go down in server history. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyRusBel Funhouse

    CraftyRusBel Funhouse
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a magical adventure where you play as a precious little angel soaring through the skies on a rainbow unicorn!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ve ever seen, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy!

    Join our server for non-stop laughter and fun as you battle evil gummy bears and ride on the backs of giant marshmallows. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Emeralds Found: 672

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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