Blocky Booty Blast Server

Blocky Booty Blast Server

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our mascot is a Farting Cock who loves to party all night long. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that a thread died for this server – that’s how epic it is!

But wait, there’s more! Our players have big fat bellies and they’re not afraid to show it off. In fact, it’s a requirement to have a big fat belly to join our server. Don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual snacks to keep those bellies full while you build, mine, and explore.

So come on down to our server and have a good time with the Farting Cock and all the other crazy characters. You won’t regret it – unless you’re not into fart jokes and belly rubs, in which case, why are you even still reading this? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

    Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

    Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

    Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

    Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

    But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Void Armor Forged: 23
    New Chunks Explored: 925187 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

    Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!
    Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 832

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

    Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8951
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

    Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

    And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ores Mined: 3255
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Runes Activated: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

    BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 288 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Goten himself! That’s right, the son of Goku is here to guide you through epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dragon Balls hidden somewhere in the world. Who knows what kind of wishes you could make with those bad boys?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with villagers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Sweet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, it’s me, Goten, your fearless leader in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Let’s do this!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server

    ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server
    Are you tired of being blocked from scraping images on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the crazy coders who want to automate their way to victory! Join us and never worry about being blocked again, unless you try to build a giant statue of a chicken blocking the sun, then we might have to step in. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on over and let’s code our way to greatness together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ores Mined: 6087 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Star Shards Collected: 62

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/

    Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the stars themselves fall from the sky, creating a magical and chaotic landscape for you to explore.

    Join our server and witness the madness of falling stars raining down on you as you mine for diamonds. Build your own castle out of star fragments and rule over your fellow players as the star king or queen.

    But beware, the stars have a mind of their own and will occasionally come to life, attacking players and causing havoc. Will you be able to survive the celestial chaos and become the ultimate star warrior?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the sky is truly the limit (literally, because stars are falling from it)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers

    PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to be part of the former members of Prism Project, Sony’s VEE, and NHOTBOT sister branches. We’ve got news that will blow your mind – VerseN is now part of VEE and Prism is finished (or is it? *dramatic music*).

    But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on the latest merch, including a free Emma R18 doujin (ooh la la), a Yura jar (for all your potion brewing needs), and Ami 2024 birthday merch (because who doesn’t love a good birthday celebration?). And don’t forget to check out the VEE official merch site for all your fashion needs.

    Looking for some talent? Look no further than Meno Ibuki, the YouTube sensation that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, play the Prism games for a truly immersive experience.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Sonyverse Sister Branches, Prism Friends, and even a Skeb guide for all your artistic needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! *cue epic music*

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused

    Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as canon as it gets! Our server is so legit, even the original writers of Minecraft themselves play on it. That’s right, Notch himself has a house made entirely out of diamond blocks on our server.

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning reality. Want to fight a dragon while riding a giant chicken? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Done and done.

    And don’t even get us started on the secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of craziness on any other server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, canon-filled Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, if it’s not on our server, it’s just fan fiction.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • KosherCraft – The Holy Land of Blocky Adventures!

    KosherCraft – The Holy Land of Blocky Adventures!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our server, where you can tune into wide-band web receivers from all over the globe! Want to listen in on European chatter without the pesky US military air traffic interrupting? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about missing out on the action in the US – our webSDR located there will keep you in the loop.

    But that’s not all – set your frequency to 4724, 8992, or 11175 (or 15016 if you’re feeling adventurous), and get ready for some high-flying fun. Need to widen your bandwidth? Just tap the “Wider” button and get comfy as you listen in on the action.

    And if you’re curious about SKYKING messages or want to track air and maritime traffic, we’ve got the resources for you. Plus, with real-time radiation maps, Morse code decoders, and even an SSTV decoder app, the possibilities are endless.

    But beware – our GCP Dot is not to be pondered. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the dot. So join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of excitement and intrigue like never before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Cactuars – Final Fantasy Fun on a Blocky Adventure Server!

    Crafty Cactuars – Final Fantasy Fun on a Blocky Adventure Server!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild adventure inspired by Final Fantasy! We’ve got pixel remasters, epic trailers, and even a Final Fantasy VII Rebirth that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into Final Fantasy XVI info that will leave you on the edge of your seat, and don’t forget about the DLC that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level.

    Feeling nostalgic? Check out Final Fantasy VII Ever Crisis and get ready to relive the magic all over again. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Dissidia Final Fantasy Opera Omnia and Final Fantasy Brave Exvius waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a Chocobo racing track or a Moogle village along the way! See you in the game, adventurers!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Enchantments Applied: 296
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Unfriend Me and Mine Alone – A Minecraft Server for Lonely Warriors

    Unfriend Me and Mine Alone – A Minecraft Server for Lonely Warriors
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft with the same old boring friends who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and say goodbye to your old online pals as you embark on a journey to find new, more socially acceptable friends who won’t judge you for your questionable building skills.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your old friends who couldn’t even mine a single block without getting lost.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start fresh with a whole new group of Minecraft buddies who will never make fun of your awkward social interactions again!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where You Can’t Even Spell the Name Right

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where You Can’t Even Spell the Name Right
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – pure magic!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in hand (trust us, it works).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where the tacos are so spicy they’ll make your Minecraft character sweat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8357 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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