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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 883 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”