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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9862 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 5490 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4676 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”