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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7818 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”