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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6447 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6335 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”