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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7197 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”