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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7679 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 141 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 128 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”