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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4611 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Star Shards Collected: | 189 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”