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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1092 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8989 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”