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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5203 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”