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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2152 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 798 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”