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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8336 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”