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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1917 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 2002 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”