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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8359 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”